After leaving the dangerous planet Galactar, a group of aliens fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into an industrial, space church.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Dark Vath, a backward ghost capable of sloth and even assassination.
Terrified, a ripped ogre known as Kimmy Kimbles flees the Empire, with her protector, Jimmy Jimbles.
They head for Moscow on the planet Scoboni. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Jimbles uses his laser pistol to defend Kimmy.
Jimbles and Ogre Kimmy decide it's time to leave Scoboni and steal a bicycle to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of soldiers. Jimbles is attacked and the ogre is captured by the soldiers and taken back to Moscow.
Jimbles must fight to save Ogre Kimmy but when he accidentally unearths a cursed hawk, the entire future of the laser, dangerous galaxy is at stake.